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woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

clock-watcher:

Hi-res pix:  Benedict Cumberbatch arrives at the Arqiva British Academy Television Awards 2012 on May 27, 2012 in London.

bobbeyahkne:

one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her

“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”

“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went

so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr

(Source: baby-eater)

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last day of school

other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
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I think it’s a tough category this year. But when I told Martin—because he didn’t know he’d been nominated—I rang him, and I said, “You’ve been nominated in the BAFTA again!” He went, “Is Andrew in the category?” and I went, “Yes!” He went, “Fuck!

Amanda Abbington at the Baker Street Babes meetup (x)

(Source: inconscience)

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(Source: charliesinferno)

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avoiding responsibilities and starting to watch new tv shows

(Source: sowedbothbefree)

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(Source: hengxing)

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